JUST WHAT YOU’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR…..

MORE WORTHLESS SHIT TAKING UP EVEN MORE WORTHLESS SPACE

Well you’ve done a damn good job!!

THIS IS ME

okay maybe not – but wouldn’t I be cool if it was

Since you are probably a true Brian Robinson (that’s my name for all the idiots out there) fan – I thought you deserved a little more than what this page used to look like. I know, I know, “It’s about time” is what you’re saying right. Well if you are – there is one thing I have to say to you…….F*CK YOU!!! I have a life too! I too like to waste my days surfing on the net and watching cartoons. Besides, if you were so upset with what this page previously looked like (which I know all of you were all so upset about) why didn’t you build your own ‘Home of Crap’ to furnish you long awaiting desires?? Could it be because you are all lazy sacks of sh*t. I think so.

For all of you who are wondering why I am using the * instead of the correct vowel – it’s because I already got in trouble for using the full words on my other page
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“What?” you say, “Is it possible that there is another page on the web as great as this one?” -Why yes, yes there is- Go to my other page now, actually, wait a minute…..stay here and look at what I wasted my time doing instead – THEN you can go look at what else I wasted my time doing

Oh yeah! One more thing……..












NO FAT CHICKS!!!!

or anybody extremely overweight ……..the maximum capacity of this page is only 200 lbs.

Now, after all that, lets get on with the, so - called, show

noitces taht ot og ot eseht fo eno no kcilC

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The wonderful pictures The EVEN MORE wonderful sounds
The EVEN MORE MORE (if possible) wonderful self-made poems LINX to other pages that meet my standard of perversion

PICTURES

In this first section of my commode – you can find really special pictures that have had the privilege of being called “mine”. There are several sections here, so choose wisely. Actually just pick one, you can always come back and go to the next one.

  1. PEOPLE - My favorite kind of pictures. These are special to me because these are all the people I like to make fun of – Sorry AHAB (you’ll have to go into this page to understand that one). And HEY, you never know, you might even find a baby picture of me in there!! (Maybe?? What the hell am I saying – there is one.)
  2. LEFTOVERS - These are the pictures that don’t fit into category # 1. Hence the name Genius.
  3. SENT PICS - Pictures people have SENT me – most are from Steve Demski or Ed Kump - There’s your plug bitches – HAPPY NOW??

SOUNDS

This, obviously, is the “SOUNDS” section. There are a couple of sections here – soon to be more – this is a start. A lot are racial – so I know that you’ll like them. If you want some more to choose from – find ‘em and mail ‘em to me dipsh*t, and if I likes it, I puts it on here. GET IT

put you insulting name here
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  1. MIXES - These are the sounds that have made me famous – well, in my own little way anyway.
  2. HOWARD STERN - The king of all media makes his way on to my page – (sounds from the show)
  3. SENT SOUNDS - Sounds that I have received from people – forget it, I already said your name once.
  4. HOMER - Sounds from the best character on the ‘Simpspn’s’ – HOMER (a.k.a. homerisms)
  5. ARMY OF DARKNESS - Clips from my favorite movie of all time.
  6. BURPS & FARTS - I think this one is kind of self explanatory.